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uwin

LONG TIME NO SEE, NIG NIG.

Where've ya been?

Okay Guys, I just made a story... Now Note befor you read it, I'm religious, i'm a crazy crazy christian, anyway, I wrote this out of lack of sleep and faith.... Anyway here it is....

Vegetales the movie, in ...."WHIP ME JESUS"

NoahCarrot: Oh Jesus, your people i'm pretty sure, they live by there own standards according to the constitution....
JesusZucchini: Noah, shut the fuck up befor I bust a cap in your sacroligiouse ass.
RomanApple: Oh God damn....
JesusZucchini: Listen bro, if you wan't my dad, just ask, don't make him damn things, like he's some all mighty damnmer or something...
RomanApple: HOLY SHIT, DUDES, HE SAID OUR GOD SUCKS AND HIS GOD IS HIS DAD AND HE'S BETTER
VirginMaryPear: Holy shit liar, I'm a virgin, I just have random RomanApples ejaculate into my vagina becuase it feels like i'm a vacuume....
JesusZucchini: Holy shit Mah, you fucking slut
RomanApple1: LETS THROW HIM IN THE WATER MAYBE HE CAN'T SWIM
RomanApple2: NO LETS NAIL HIM TO THE WATER
RomanApple3: I HAVE A BETTER IDEA, WE NAIL HIM TO A GIANT "T" FOR NO REASON AND SPLASH HIM WITH WATER
RomanApple2: INGENIOUSE
RomanApple1: INAUDIBLE!


Vegitales the movie in, "SAVE ME DADDY"

GodBannana: Holy shit Jew, look what you got yourself into now!
JesusZuchinni: Holy fuck Dad, you say Jew like it's a bad thing
GodBannana: Now i'm not saying it's a bad thing... But for every Jew comes another person for me to beat when they get up here, so get ready for an asskicking you twat.
JesusZuchinni: HOLY SHIT I CAN'T GET BEAT, I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED BUKAKCHI! *Screaming* ROMANAPPLES, YO APPS (Thats basicaly like calling a black person a nigger) SAVE ME FROM GETTING BEATEN BY THIS TYRANT, HE'S NOT MY DAD, OR A GOD!
*RomanApples walk by*
RomanApple1: *Shifts eyes* ...Get the water.
*CURRENT DAY LONG ISLAND*
PapaCarrot: And thats how Jesus gambled with the lives of over 1jillion Jews
KiddyCarrot: I like the part where they doesed JesusZucchini in flames
KiddyApple: I like the part where my people invited That new hip drink "Fanta" Doncha wanta?
KiddyCarrot: Not really no...

some...exploading ice cream.

xD too funny

thank you for the return watch!!